RandomOne
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Back in March Deion said there are certain cities that are not going to happen. He said it's going to be an Eli. Meaning Sanders would tell the team noAt this point, I firmly believe thereās an active conspiracy to defame this kid. I can go by looking at the teams that either screwed Shedeur over by passing on him for lesser QBs, or teams that definitely could use him:
Teams that fucked him over:
NY Giants - Fuckin midgets really think Jaxon Hunt is better? FOH.
NOLA Saints - A 26-YO QB with THREE season-ending injures?? Heās better than Shedeur? REALLY? FOH.
LV Raiders - EVERYONE knows Jalen Milroe isnāt better than Shedeurā¦..and wasnāt Brady one of Shedeurās mentorsā¦.Nah, FOH.
Cleveland - Maybe Shedeur didnāt want to to go there, maybe he did. But waiting that long to take a QB, then taking Gabriel was a medium-sized āFuck Youā to Shedeur all the same.
Teams that are actively fucking him over
PITTSBURGH - Fuck them. No way can they say with a straight face that theyāre QB plan is Aaron Rogers and MAGA Mase/Skylar Thompson. Nor can they say they wanna hold out for Arch Manning. Once againā¦.FUCK THEM.
LA Rams - Stafford is old. The writing should start to be on the wall. They could let Shadeur learn from Stafford for the next 1-2 years.
Miami - They are one Tua concussion away from poverty. They need insurance, and they donāt have that at the QB spot right now.
Dallas - A stretch, but with Dakās injury history, this isnāt a bad idea. Plus, Shadeur wouldnāt add anything more to that circus, seeing as who the Ringmaster is.
Teams not fucking him over, but are bullshittin
Arizona - I think people are starting to see that Kyler Murray might not be the future there, and Shadeur could be next man up.
Detroit - Look, Jared Goff is firmly entrenched as QB1, but whoās QB2 there. Teddy Bridgewater? HUH??
Fuckin shame.
Deion listed acceptable teams: 49ers, Ravens, Washington, and Dallas
You don't think that irked those teams?