COMMUNITY The “I Am Officially Washed” Thread

[konceptjones]

Look out the window damned near anytime I hear something, especially if it's someone talking.

 

[IP360]

While at the grocery store...I read all the nutritional charts b4 I decide put shyt in the cart, or put it back on the shelf

 

[Iceberg_Taylor]

I occasionally have a glass of wine after work always around the same time 6-7pm

 

[The question]

Look at current celebrities and be like, who the fuk is that? Who the fuck is Mr. Beast? Bad bunny is a dude? What kinda name is pop smoke? Is this person ugly or am I tripping? This guy isn’t funny, I don’t get it. That’s an actual song? I thought that was just a commercial.

 

[Elzo69Renaissance]

I watch Matlock and In the Heat of Night on the daily

 

[Rubato]

Look at current celebrities and be like, who the fuk is that? Who the fuck is Mr. Beast? Bad bunny is a dude? What kinda name is pop smoke? Is this person ugly or am I tripping? This guy isn’t funny, I don’t get it. That’s an actual song? I thought that was just a commercial.

Daaamn I’ve thought all of this word for word

 

[Rubato]

Look out the window damned near anytime I hear something, especially if it's someone talking.

Hell I got binoculars too lmao

 

[Inori]

Tums...

I didnt used to need tums

 

[Iceberg_Taylor]

Tums...

I didnt used to need tums

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I pray I never start getting heart burn

 

[Sky Davis]

I smile when I see kids doing kid stuff

 

[konceptjones]

Hell I got binoculars too lmao

LOL, I've been looking at getting a pair recently.

 

[The question]

I pray I never start getting heart burn

That thing is thinging huh?

 

[Tessai]

Lots of fiber in my diet to make sure I’m “regular”
I realized I was old when I used hullaballoo and malarkey in a sentence.
Hear my knees pop and crackle when I stand up

 

[konceptjones]

Lots of fiber in my diet to make sure I’m “regular”
I realized I was old when I used hullaballoo and malarkey in a sentence.
Hear my knees pop and crackle when I stand up

I've used "malarkey" more than a few times here.

 

[Tessai]

Oh and I got sciatica now smh

 

[Iceberg_Taylor]

That thing is thinging huh?

 

[Iceberg_Taylor]

I smile when I see kids doing kid stuff

You old.

 

[Tayboo]

Take daily naps

If I could I would do this. When I work from home I take a nap during my lunch

 

[konceptjones]

Tums...

I didnt used to need tums

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[konceptjones]

That thing is thinging huh?