Do You Test Your S/O?

[SeaSnake]

I'm glad if needed, I can change my own tires, jump my own battery, and crank a car with a screwdriver (again, if needed).

So you would do all that instead of asking?

 

[Duwop]

How you know she aint just tryna warm her hands?

Well either she tell me different or we Fucking

 

[SeaSnake]

Pretty much.

Not such why this is such a difficult task for folks to do.

Women be wanting their dude to just know shit. They want us to have intuition like they have.

 

[Eartha Clit]

Lol y’all a mess.

I wish my nigga would assume some shit. I’m out there stuck and shit cause he think my daddy on the way.

 

[SeaSnake]

Your gal come in looking wore the fuck out. She looks tired as shit and goes straight to take a bath and lay in the bed. Does she have to tell you she is too tired to cook dinner or are you just gonna starve because she ain’t say shit?


Your girl grabs your dick or is playing with your penis and whatnot? Does she have to literally say she wanna fuck or are you just gonna sit there letting her play with your dick for hours?

Id make my own food and make her something and id get some head. Your examples are mad obvious. In reality women test niggas on complicated shit. That what i think me and du are trying to say.

 

[Black 🖤]

So you would do all that instead of asking?

Why should I have to ask lol? Common courtesy is foreign it seems, but it's dif on ABW.

Im just glad I was raised the way I was. To be independent if I have to be.

 

[SeaSnake]

Yall using obvious examples but in reality women test you on a whole bunch of other shit. They will tell you xyz but do abc

 

[Duwop]

Lol y’all a mess.

I wish my nigga would assume some shit. I’m out there stuck and shit cause he think my daddy on the way.

Thing is, I never said I'd leave her stranded...I'd prolly ask at some point if she needed me present...I'd prolly ask a shit load of questions.....But if for any reason I missed one...don't hang me for it

 

[Chicity]

Yall using obvious examples but in reality women test you on a whole bunch of other shit. They will tell you xyz but do abc

Testing to see how you gonna react to the new situation

If it ain't life threatening I wouldn't stress it

 

[Duwop]

Like if this was a test right now, I'm failing horribly, and I know I'm a great guy...

See how fast y'all ready to throw a great person in the trash??

 

[Eartha Clit]

You failed.

 

[Duwop]

Naw them dumb ass tests failed.

I'm awesome

 

[Joshie Kahn]

Can't fail a test if you never take it

 

[IP360]

So what's the grade scale on these tests yall give out?

Do y'all grade on a curve?

Do y'all add bonus questions?

What about extra credit?

Oh and how many times can that person fail your test before they can no longer retake it?

Kinda intrigued by this.

 

[Duwop]

Be on that Rosie Perez shit from white men can't jump....

"When I say I'm thirsty, it doesn't mean I want you to get me a glass of water...I want you to say 'i too have thirsted, I too know what it is to have chapped lips and parched throat'"

 

[IP360]

Be on that Rosie Perez shit from white men can't jump....

"When I say I'm thirsty, it doesn't mean I want you to get me a glass of water...I want you to say 'i too have thirsted, I too know what it is to have chapped lips and parched throat'"

Til this day...that scene still make me furious

 

[obnoxiouslyfresh]

I don't care for the word test either but sure.

He pays attention to me... knows my quirks...what makes me tick, so for me it's about studying him. I wouldn't test him with anything serious, but I'll make a random comment from time to time about somewhere I wanna go or something I wanna do to see if he's listening. I drop hints.

 

[Knock_Twice]

It's 30 degrees outside, and you walk out the house with just a coat/jacket on, nothing on your head and nothing covering your hands and your gf/wife/chick you're smashing at the current time, she observes this action.

Should she go outta her way and buy you those things and be like here baby, I got you these things for you or should you as her man accept her saying, "you need to go buy you a hat and gloves"?

Thoughts?

 

[SuperiorPosterior]

It's 30 degrees outside, and you walk out the house with just a coat/jacket on, nothing on your head and nothing covering your hands and your gf/wife/chick you're smashing at the current time, she observes this action.

Should she go outta her way and buy you those things and be like here baby, I got you these things for you or should you as her man accept her saying, "you need to go buy you a hat and gloves"?

Thoughts?

My thoughts are you a lil famine or feast.. Theres at least 18 different ways this could play out beast.
Aaaagggghhhhhh cease. C ya

 

[Golden]

It's 30 degrees outside, and you walk out the house with just a coat/jacket on, nothing on your head and nothing covering your hands and your gf/wife/chick you're smashing at the current time, she observes this action.

Should she go outta her way and buy you those things and be like here baby, I got you these things for you or should you as her man accept her saying, "you need to go buy you a hat and gloves"?

Thoughts?

wait, do u mean he can't afford gloves and a hat? or he an eccentric n doesn't wanna feel warmth?