I ain't a rapper and I didnt have a beat but I wanted to be apart and diss y'all so here it go:
Check it uhhh
Check it, check it out
In my Cube voice.
They said Chi who you gon diss, I said the whole fucking boards
Cause I don't run from no nigga, I ain't afraid of no broads
I'm known for knocking chicks down; on the bed or a mat
I let em pick and choose they fate; face first or on they back
These niggas run up to crazy; I'm a swing first, they out flat
Leave em laying in the street; cigar guts and empty packs
Since I'm thinking about beer, that nigga Du can get it first
Meet up and beat up, his judging is trash, he be doing the most
That billi can't save you b, and I'm a just keep it real
Heard he tried to use it last week, put it on his light bill
Oh that's Goldie in the cut, that nigga always a plus one
I don't how care how many chicks he brought, I know he never cut none
I don't care what he say, his musical taste is trash yeah he done
He lucky he own the site or else I would have stuck him, no gun
And I know Mars got Dreads, and Dread has touched a few Mars
But neither one of these niggas is worth more than half of these bars
See TheGoat got a gut, old nigga tripping off the yellow lean
Pokémon? Akeowon? Nigga high bro, what that even mean?
Both you niggas owe me a refund, those lines should be redirected
Ironman can catch it 2, Tony Starks on his deathbed
Before you gone shot me them gifs, you ain't In, you mostly out
I stopped reading Chitown post, I don't know what he talking about
Nigga mad at the world when he should be made at his pops
Being a west bum ain't easy, but I heard he made it a Guap
Wash ya windows, pump ya gas, but won't put in an app to save his life
Then the nigga had the nerve to impersonate his own wife
Recap had a relapse, his better off staying in a home
Sam talking to himself, so fuck it I'm a leave him alone
AP birthed the feminist movement, then gave birth to lil Vert
Returned his vagina back to gawd, nigga was crying that it hurt
He couldn't take it no more, got a fade, turned in the pumps
But his son couldn't respect him, knew he was soft from the jump
Cause Vert grew up to be Josh, knuckleheaded kid, he had it bad
Lost his head and neck when Judah was revealed as his Dad
He couldn't take it no more, got adopted by some eyeKandy
But I had just left her house so I know why he can't stand me
Back to Judah, the Judas, he just as guilty in this shit
Turned to Israel to cope, he ain't never fully recover from the split
See him and AP went steady, before AP turned into Hillary Clinton
And Judah don't pay child support, but that's Sunni Moor that's in him
He a Deadbeat like Cain, I'll put 150 stacks that he gonna lose
He knew his hairline wouldn't catch a pass; should have called it Victor Cruz
Who I'm forgetting, I don't know fuck it, I guess they simply lucked up
Im outta patience for these niggas, guess now the ladies are next up
Early! *Cassidy Voice*