Make the thread bruh
Here's a link
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What I would suggest is call the 1-800 number and ask them how to invest in a Harvard Vanguard S&P 500 index fund.
That's the simplest, safest thing you can do with your money.
Also a Dow Jones Utility fund is safe. It's backed by people who pay their bills (i.e. phone bill, gas bill, water bill, electricity bill, etc.) A Utility fund fails when people stop paying their bills.