Lies you tell people for good reasons.

[Duwop]

i think i told this before,

but one time they was playing hella outkast on the radio, and my homie asked what happened,

with a straight face, i told him andre 3000 died in a car crash.....



that ain't even the funny part......this nigga rapped....so later he gotta show, and he out there asking the crowd for a moment of silence for the nigga 3000



slim had 3 fingers up with his head down n everything......


i almost died right then and there

 

[B_A]

When training someone, when they make a mistake and I correct them, depending how they take it, sometimes I will tell them I made the same mistake when training 'no worries'.

 

[B_A]

Idk if that's a 'good' reason as jesus would say there is never a good reason to lie.

 

[Dwayne]

If im not the feeling the sex "im bout to cum"

I smashed one fat chick in my life at 19.

And that was the line I went with

 

[TheNightKing]

I’m not mad it’s funny. I hope you get pulled over and reach for something lol ☺

Are you white? Sounds like something a white person would say. If you're black, then smh. Unbelievable.

Do we need a black card confirmation with @Love ? Can't just go around joking about police killings of black men on a majority black site.

 

[Love]

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Are you white? Sounds like something a white person would say. If you're black, then smh. Unbelievable.

Do we need a black card confirmation with @Love ? Can't just go around joking about police killings of black men on a majority black site.

Yes I’m Black. He deserved it.

 

[ImaInfluenza]

Yes I’m Black. He deserved it.

Lol...I seen some chick on Twitter say something similar..she said "the cops ain't killing u niggaz fast enough"...

I laughed..

I

Then I checked her post history and she had mad shit about pro black shit on it...

Then I thought about how I cant ever meet a woman with this sense of humor

 

[Love]

Lol...I seen some chick on Twitter say something similar..she said "the cops ain't killing u niggaz fast enough"...

I laughed..

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Then I checked her post history and she had mad shit about pro black shit on it...

Then I thought about how I cant ever meet a woman with this sense of humor

You are a trip lol

 

[ImaInfluenza]

Ion know if it counts but I laugh at peoples jokes and stories to be nice to them. I'm not the most receptive person and often times I just dont care about whatever someone's talking about. But it makes people feel good and I'm about making people feel good, so..

I really related to

Uhhaha

 

[Love]

Ion know if it counts but I laugh at peoples jokes and stories to be nice to them. I'm not the most receptive person and often times I just dont care about whatever someone's talking about. But it makes people feel good and I'm about making people feel good, so..

I really related to

Uhhaha

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Lol there’s nothing wrong with that

 

[ImaInfluenza]

Thanks sis, you're always so supportive of ya lil bro

 

[HollidaySeason]

"I fell asleep"

 

[BRIAN B.]

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Are you white? Sounds like something a white person would say. If you're black, then smh. Unbelievable.

Do we need a black card confirmation with @Love ? Can't just go around joking about police killings of black men on a majority black site.

you peep that cracka ass shit... dude crazy lol

 

[Love]

Lol wtf you gonna do? Huh bitch

 

[AP2.5]

man what is going on in here?

you know what? Y'all handle this between yourselves

 

[TheNightKing]

Yes I’m Black.

 

[Love]

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[BRIAN B.]

Lol wtf you gonna do? Huh bitch

lmao

you the one makin threats, talmbout you gon teach me a lesson


so what you gonna do, sir?

 

[Love]

lmao

you the one makin threats, talmbout you gon teach me a lesson


so what you gonna do, sir?

I never threatened you. Hoe take your nappy headed ass the fuck on.

 

[Love]

Damn you must like this shit is your pussy getting wet?