Poll What Do You Call Breasts?

[BRIAN B.]

tig ol bitties (if it applies of course)

 

[Old Man Cain]

yitties, tittyballs, and titties

 

[NorthfolkBros]

titties
shits (as in "damn, her shits are huge")
[that sounds so nasty when you type it out LOL]
tits (rarely)

 

[TheNightKing]

Am I the only one who thinks boobies sounds childish asf? Imagine a grown ass man saying "she got big boobies". ?
As long as it's used facetiously it's all good.

also, honourable mention to breasteses.

Breasteses for sure! Shout out to David Alan Grier.

 

[itsupthere]

Breasstesses and Tiddays

 

[Bobjones]

Bazungas
Milkbags

 

[JohnSmithCAN]

Am I the only one who thinks boobies sounds childish asf?

You are not alone. At some point within a man's adult life, it sounds fucking cringey.

 

[JohnSmithCAN]

I call them most anytime "bust" , "chest" , "breasts" , "bosom" , "gifts" , "blessings" or "you-know-what" at any casual chatting.

Otherwise, there sometimes happened I employed terms like "gorge" , "boobs" , "assets" , "blimpers" , "juggs" , "mammals" ; and more rarely "tétons" ("tits" in French) , "tits" , "melons" , "watermelons" , "beachball boobs" , "floaters" (term used interchangeably for a woman's rear) , "godsend gifts" or "Heaven-loves-you" nay "you-know-which-ones-the-ancestors-sanctifed-the-most" (three terms that has been interchangeably used too for a woman's hips, derriere or thighs) , "nukes" , "Covenant Ark" , "weapon of mass fapping" , "Phobos & Deimos" , "moons" , "planetoids" , "planets" , "Earth's (two) new natural satellites" (term used interchangeably for a woman's hips and butt too) , "mounds" , "hills" , "mountains" , "inflatable waterballoons" , "bazoongas" , "twins" , "your two children" ,"knockers" and even "hammers" .