IceManKamReturns
Beam me up
YUCKPeople do that here too, thats not so bothersome. It's people like this one man, who stayed for a week. Trying to do daily inspections, but he didn't want us in the room. Told my boss he's up to no good. Boss says nah he's fine. Guy checks out and all the bedding is covered in shit cuz he spent the last week fucking himself in the ass with lube which liquefied his ass. Entire room was overhauled.
Inspected one room and there was these small bits of what looked like torn up paper. As I'm asking the housekeeper wtf it was she bends down to inspect it. All of the sudden she yells "FFS BA! YOU HAVE ME PLAYING WITH DEAD SKIN!!" I laughed so fucking hard.
I had a homie that worked at a sex shop back in the day. They kept replacement plastic containers and backup cases cause some of them would be disgusting coming back