Washed Awards: hilarious odd injury moments

illestni99ainne

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Damn bruh u prolly need to take that L and buy a motorized wheelchair.

You gone be the 1st nigga in history to die by walking
7E73BBC4-EA3B-4E5C-9951-40954633F660.gif Perfect way to describe my first fall was when Kevin Hart was describing Shaq falling all in slow motion and shit. I tried to take my ass to work after I broke my toe too thinking it was just a bad bruise and I could walk it off. I couldn’t take the pain anymore and went to the doctor. Straight up fracture in my toe lol
 

illestni99ainne

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Another time I slipped and fell down the steps but was able to catch myself by grabbing the arm rail but I’m sure I strained something. That happened almost 10 years ago and I still feel it in my shoulder. I can’t lay on that side when I sleep now.
 

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Lmao @cain blowing his achilles stepping off s curb should of revived this thread but i forgot about it.
 

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Man im 6’5 and we got these small ass work chairs i was sittn with my legs on another chair for 5 hours n somehow fucked my back up…its been a week
 
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I ain't injured beside my lower back hurting for 21 days straight but them AutoZone and home Depot 15% off emails been hitting lately

I been looking for problems in my car that ain't there, tools that I don't need.
 
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I ain't injured beside my lower back hurting for 21 days straight
Was lifting something not that heavy while twisting my body improperly and ya boy got that sciatica

Feel like a charlie horse in ya ass (big nh) literally everytime I get up

And this is on a less painful day

Feels more relieving to work than to rest
 
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My joints are all fucked and I have no idea how. The shoulder been going for a while now, and lifting doesn’t help but whatever. Now though my wrists hurt when I do push-ups and my left hip hurts like a mutha after sitting for a while, smh.

Those joint supplement commercials really been getting my attention lately.
 

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I was 33, playing ball with the GIs, I always been a good street baller. Probably should've played in college.

I had this 23 yr old guarding me, he played D3 ball and then joined the service as an officer.

I am like whatever, talking mad shit to him. I went to do a crossover and my shit locked up on me. I am like fuck it, did a step back threw up the shot anyway and felt my ass muscle explode.

I fell out man, and laid on the court for like 5 minutes. They were like, you good and I was like nah man, I pulled my ass muscle, let me lay here.

That's when I knew I was washed.
 
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Was lifting something not that heavy while twisting my body improperly and ya boy got that sciatica
I was wrong it's Piriformis syndrome n the shit been fuckin me UP the last couple days.

Stuck on the bed and can barely walk or stand..can't wait for this shit to heal up.