THE WALMART WARRIOR............RELOADED
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Old Man Cain
OG
It would go great if I was to partake.......I won't
2max
Ball game
Why you by the window?, what's wrong daddy?
I know what's wrong with that crazy motherfucker
He's just stand by the goddamn window
With that fucking AK all day
You don't work, you don't fuck, you don't
You don't do a goddamn thing
deadeye
Warrior
Ok, so I made my rounds today.
Went to Walmart first........and then Kroger.
Walmart to pay my electric bill.........then I headed to Kroger to get orange juice and croissants.
Anyway...................
At each one of these locations..........I saw one of the fattest asses I'd ever seen in my life!!!!!
They weren't white either.
These were thick, chocolate sisters in their prime.
One problem though.............was the timing was off.
For the one at Walmart, I was just getting into my car ready to leave...........and she was a few parking spaces away putting her newborn baby in in the basket and getting ready to go in.
Now, I didn't post about it..........but this is the second time I saw this chick at Walmart.
The first time was about a week ago.
If I see her again, I'm definitely gonna shoot my shot.
The one at Kroger, similar scenario.
I was in the self checkout line paying for my orange juice and croissants.......she was 2 aisles away at the register paying for her stuff too, but she had a full grown little dude with her.
He was probably about 12 or 13, chubby kid........similar to how I was at that age..........and was about 5'8 or 5'9.
I've heard more than one woman on the IC and ABW mention that they don't like being approached while they're with their kids, so I decided to be a gentleman and refrained from initiating contact.
The End.........until next time.
The Saga Continues:
Went to Walmart first........and then Kroger.
Walmart to pay my electric bill.........then I headed to Kroger to get orange juice and croissants.
Anyway...................
At each one of these locations..........I saw one of the fattest asses I'd ever seen in my life!!!!!
They weren't white either.
These were thick, chocolate sisters in their prime.
One problem though.............was the timing was off.
For the one at Walmart, I was just getting into my car ready to leave...........and she was a few parking spaces away putting her newborn baby in in the basket and getting ready to go in.
Now, I didn't post about it..........but this is the second time I saw this chick at Walmart.
The first time was about a week ago.
If I see her again, I'm definitely gonna shoot my shot.
The one at Kroger, similar scenario.
I was in the self checkout line paying for my orange juice and croissants.......she was 2 aisles away at the register paying for her stuff too, but she had a full grown little dude with her.
He was probably about 12 or 13, chubby kid........similar to how I was at that age..........and was about 5'8 or 5'9.
I've heard more than one woman on the IC and ABW mention that they don't like being approached while they're with their kids, so I decided to be a gentleman and refrained from initiating contact.
The End.........until next time.
The Saga Continues:
deadeye
Warrior
Why?
What I'm talking about has nothing to do with mass shootings...........
Oh ok, I see what you mean now.
I'll think about it.
Good looking out.
Any suggestions for a new title?
deadeye
Warrior
VIBE
Welcome to the New Era
that’s what I was going for
TheNightKing
J.A.P.A.N.
Am I fucked up for laughing after reading this post then scrolling up to read the title again?
It's funny cause he made the thread title ages ago but it fits so perfectly to current events.
deadeye
Warrior
Ok, so I just got back from Walmart.
And no.............this isn't a story about fat women.
This isn't a story about white women.
This isn't even a story about fat white women.
It's not about food either...........even though I did get 2 of these:
And 2 of these:
It's not about any of that.
I went to Walmart and copped 2 pairs of these(one pair of each):
Only $14.97 a pair.
Credit where it's due, in all of my 49(almost 50) years on this planet.............these are the best $15 shoes I've ever had in my life.
The End.
And no.............this isn't a story about fat women.
This isn't a story about white women.
This isn't even a story about fat white women.
It's not about food either...........even though I did get 2 of these:
And 2 of these:
It's not about any of that.
I went to Walmart and copped 2 pairs of these(one pair of each):
Only $14.97 a pair.
Credit where it's due, in all of my 49(almost 50) years on this planet.............these are the best $15 shoes I've ever had in my life.
The End.
TheNightKing
J.A.P.A.N.
deadeye
Warrior
GOAT
🐐
Sams club is like a big, dark, dirty Target but still better than your average Walmart. It filters out the characters u run into at Wally World.
deadeye
Warrior
Now, I just came back from Kroger a few hours ago.
And yes, this excursion did involve a fat woman.
Not white, but she was one of the fattest women I've ever seen in my life.
Dark brownskinned SSBBW.
Probably weighed close to 400 pounds.
She had to be at least 350.
Spotted her as I was leaving the deli section after copping a few grilled chicken breast fillets.
Anyway, we crossed paths.........made brief eye contact, but I could tell she didn't wanna be bothered.......so I left it alone.
Had 2 toddlers in the basket with her.
Followed her around for a few seconds...............until I noticed one of the kids in the basket staring at me while I was checking out her mom.
That's the second time that's happened to me.
First time was at Walmart a few months ago.
lol
Somebody must be trying to tell me something.
Also, this is how I know some of you nignogs are lying.
This chick had 2 toddlers with her, but whenever I post an obese chick and say......"you nignogs are lying if you say you wouldn't smash"...........almost everybody wacks and no-signs the post.
Well...............something's not adding up, because shorty's got 2 kids.............so somebody's smashing.
She didn't get pregnant by herself.
And yes, this excursion did involve a fat woman.
Not white, but she was one of the fattest women I've ever seen in my life.
Dark brownskinned SSBBW.
Probably weighed close to 400 pounds.
She had to be at least 350.
Spotted her as I was leaving the deli section after copping a few grilled chicken breast fillets.
Anyway, we crossed paths.........made brief eye contact, but I could tell she didn't wanna be bothered.......so I left it alone.
Had 2 toddlers in the basket with her.
Followed her around for a few seconds...............until I noticed one of the kids in the basket staring at me while I was checking out her mom.
That's the second time that's happened to me.
First time was at Walmart a few months ago.
lol
Somebody must be trying to tell me something.
Also, this is how I know some of you nignogs are lying.
This chick had 2 toddlers with her, but whenever I post an obese chick and say......"you nignogs are lying if you say you wouldn't smash"...........almost everybody wacks and no-signs the post.
Well...............something's not adding up, because shorty's got 2 kids.............so somebody's smashing.
She didn't get pregnant by herself.
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deadeye
Warrior
So I went to Walmart yesterday.
Got a 24-pack Charmin Ultra Soft.........4 gallons of water...........and 5 bags of chips.
But that's neither here nor there.
Walmart's got metal detectors at the entrance that you have to go through once you enter the store.
Right after you get your basket.
Anyway, the guy before me goes through the metal detector.........it goes off.........nobody stops him.........and he keeps going.
Same thing happens when I'm leaving.
Someone's coming in........metal detector goes off...........nobody stops him either........and he keeps going too.
Here's the thing though.
They've got an employee assigned at the exit to check everybody's receipt that leaves.
Dude's sweating everybody.
Doesn't matter how much or little you have in your basket........that man's not letting you leave without seeing your receipt.
So I'm thinking...............dude's going all out to check receipts...........he sees two people set off the metal detector............but he doesn't do anything???
Now, I started to say something to him.
Something to the effect of:
"Bruh, you're really just gonna stand there and not do anything?"
Then I thought about it and can understand why that might not be a good idea.
Worst case scenario............dude's got a gun.
I'm not armed..........and the employee's probably not armed either.
So what sense does it make for either one of us to risk setting dude off and getting shot?
He's not security..........I don't even work there............so, again.........why even put ourselves at risk to begin with?
Now, I remember back in the day when Walmart used to have off duty cops in the store right at the entrance/exits.
Guess the cops cost too much, so then they just had security guards.
Now they don't even have security guards anymore.......just employees.
So, why even have metal detectors in the store if you're not gonna hire any kind of security or qualified personnel to do anything if the metal detector goes off?
Kinda defeats the purpose.
Moral of the story..............
Don't even think about getting out that store without showing your receipt.
The End.
Got a 24-pack Charmin Ultra Soft.........4 gallons of water...........and 5 bags of chips.
But that's neither here nor there.
Walmart's got metal detectors at the entrance that you have to go through once you enter the store.
Right after you get your basket.
Anyway, the guy before me goes through the metal detector.........it goes off.........nobody stops him.........and he keeps going.
Same thing happens when I'm leaving.
Someone's coming in........metal detector goes off...........nobody stops him either........and he keeps going too.
Here's the thing though.
They've got an employee assigned at the exit to check everybody's receipt that leaves.
Dude's sweating everybody.
Doesn't matter how much or little you have in your basket........that man's not letting you leave without seeing your receipt.
So I'm thinking...............dude's going all out to check receipts...........he sees two people set off the metal detector............but he doesn't do anything???
Now, I started to say something to him.
Something to the effect of:
"Bruh, you're really just gonna stand there and not do anything?"
Then I thought about it and can understand why that might not be a good idea.
Worst case scenario............dude's got a gun.
I'm not armed..........and the employee's probably not armed either.
So what sense does it make for either one of us to risk setting dude off and getting shot?
He's not security..........I don't even work there............so, again.........why even put ourselves at risk to begin with?
Now, I remember back in the day when Walmart used to have off duty cops in the store right at the entrance/exits.
Guess the cops cost too much, so then they just had security guards.
Now they don't even have security guards anymore.......just employees.
So, why even have metal detectors in the store if you're not gonna hire any kind of security or qualified personnel to do anything if the metal detector goes off?
Kinda defeats the purpose.
Moral of the story..............
Don't even think about getting out that store without showing your receipt.
The End.
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They do be pushy about that receipt