THE WALMART WARRIOR............RELOADED

deadeye

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Back by popular demand.


You asked for it.......you've got it.


Without further adieu, let me tell you about my latest escapades as a middle-aged, overweight man seeking affection in the aisles of various retail outlets.


Mainly, but not limited, to Walmart.


Ok, so I just came back from Walmart.


Went there to get some chips, 3 gallons of water, and a copy of The Times Dispatch (local newspaper).


Soon as I walk in the door, I see a fattie with red hair.


Got up close, and realized she was too old.


Looked like she was in her early-mid 60's.


As soon as I divert my attention from her, I see another fat white woman.


This one a lot younger......probably in her early-mid 20's.


Probably one of the fattest white women I've ever seen in Walmart.


She was fat all over.


Nice plump juicy ass, fat arms, wide hips.........she had to be at least 318.5.


So, I approach her.


No small talk, just ask for her name and number.......and she tells me she's married.



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Now, I don't know whether she was really married or not.


I got shot down either way.


The problem I had was that she seemed to be disgusted at me for approaching her.


Figured she'd be glad a young cub like me was even willing to give her the time of day.


So I'm starting to wonder if I'm doing something wrong.


Are these big, beluga whales actually expecting me to spit game to them?


Or is it just the skinny niggas who have success with these behemoths?


I hope it's the former and not the latter, because it doesn't make sense for fat chicks to be out here fat shaming.


Especially fat white women.


So far I'm 0-2 with these fat white women, but I realize it's just a numbers game.


Until next time, my journey continues.



 
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this muthafucka and his wild ass stories


that story was hilarious tho......props on it...