Above 0 because it moves, but less than 5 because the right cheek is bigger and the left cheek is pointier. Righty tighty, lefty loosy. I know one of my friends is uneven when she sits for a long time come to think of it, but I'm not sure this is the case here.
For some reason though, I kinda love the fact that someone with fake tits, fake ass and fake blonde hair decided to go unwaxed. Good job.