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Ranked matches in overwatch be making me want to find out where a mother fucker lives and beat their face in with my ps4 controller.

speaking of this game

read an article about how PC players have been allowed to play against xbox 1 people and console people were crying talking about how they didnt liked getting owned
 
Lol I havent heard anything about it, but im only a week into it. Pretty new to the community. The difference between ranked and normal games in that game is very drastic though. When the teamwork is there, you are unstoppable and its one of the best feelings ive had in gaming lol.
 
MY FFXV RAGE MOMENT: The "FUCC COSTLEMARK CUZ" Story


Sooooo I was playing FFXV last nite and was on the Costlemark level. My azzz was trying to find that emerald for ole boy. I finally got to the bottom of that shyt...wait lemme back up.


Rage mode episode 1:
Them muthafuccin lightning ball muthafuccas...
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Rage mode episode 2:
So I finally get to bottom of the tower, and tried to figure out just what to do next. Saw the red disk on the ground, and was like "Hey i wonder what this does?" Yeah curiosity got the best of me. Cuz next thing you out, I'm teleported back to muthafuccin BEGINNING!!
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FAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!!! So I had to run my azzz back to the bottom again. And yes, I avoided them lightning muthafuccas like the plague. Oh and fucc dem prancing goblins cuz!


Rage mode episode 3:
So after Googling and watching the YouTube video, I figured out the squares on the floor lowered you further down. 1st round you faced the same creatures blah blah gauntlet style. No problem. Get to the bottom bottom, and face an army of Gelatin blobs, and the Red Iron Giant. No problem.

2nd round go thru same thing, hit bottom bottom, army of blobs, plus sissy goblins, and TWO Red Iron Giants. Shyt! No problem. It was tougher, but handled it like a bawse (fought 5 Iron Giants at the same time). Kept reviving my team a bunch of times, but finally beat them.

3rd round...THREE damn RIG's and their army...utter Bullshyt!

4th rou...no da hell they didn't! 3 RIG'S army of blobs and goblins, AND that fake azzz Medusa lookin muthafucca. Yeah I got this HA HA! Ha...
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MUTHAFAAAAAAAAAAACCCCKKKKK!!!!!!!

to be continued...
 
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Continue...so now my damn screen is so clustered wit enemies, I don't even know who the hell I'm fighting! I just started warp striking at whoever, and hoped for the best. On top of that, I'm trying to keep everyone alive while fighting...aka...saving Prompto's stankin azzz!

That muthafucca is the 2017 version of Slippy Toad from Star Fox. Always gotta save his azzz! Their was point where I just left his azzz dead. Fucc it. Fucc him, and fucc his fragile azzz. Da hell Noct was thinking recruiting him to the squad????

By the Grace of the Almighty, I FINALLY eradicated all of them. Note to self, keep plenty of Maiden's Kiss on deck. Smh. I'm feeling good as hell b/c the next level was surely gonna lead me to the emerald. Stepped on the teleport again...dunno why...started making my way back down. Got to the part where there's a ledge and Gladio says something like "There's something down there. Maybe we should check it out." Reluctantly jumped down b/c I'm thinking it was the emerald...WRONG!!

Rage mode episode 4:
Next thing you I'm surrounded by guess who...LIGHTNING BALL MUTHAFUCCAS!! On top of that, those WWE/UFC goblins who throw a 4 piece combo to the gut, and followed wit an uppercut. Then got the nerve to drop kick you azzz for good measure! Incoming...
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Rage mode episode 5: I'm trying my damndest not to rip my TV in half! By this time I done reup on the supplies, b/c i was preparing for what might be next. So I damn sho wasn't gonna waste them on these fools! I died, well was about to die. But instead of using a Phoenix Downs on myself, I just let the game end. Thinking "Oh it saved my progress"...WRONG! It saved NOTHING!
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NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! All that damn work! 54k experience points earned! Surviving that gauntlet! Beating them 4 muthafuccin bosses at the SAME...DAMN...TIME!! Gone! Now I gotta start all over again!

After collecting myself, I went thru that shyt unhappy camper. But I guess everything happen for a reason. B/c this after fighting the two RIG's, I was bracing myself for the upcoming 3rd and 4th battles. Was ready to summon Raiden's father on their azzz. I dunno what I did tho, but the path down seemed different this time around.

Different to the point where I ended up in room I've never seen before. It was an object in the middle that teleported me to another room, and face to face with the dungeon boss...the Jabberwalkie(sp). At this point this was a cake walk. After what I had to go thru, this JW didn't have a chance. Fried its azzz and then turned it into my dinner!

I wasn't even lookin for this muthafucca. Just stumbled across it by accident. Got the Knight's weapon, but still no emerald. Welp, looks like I gotta face these muthafuccas after all. Did a Google search, and WHAT DA FUCC????

Rage mode episode 6 & 7: Found out the emerald, was located after crawling thru that small space, and on the rubble behind you. Lol...
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SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!! I couldn't do nothing but Weebay gif, and take my azzz out the tower. FUCC COSTLEMARK ON ER'THANG
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That is all. I'm going to therapy in the morning. This was too much for me to handle mayne.
 
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Welp, I just had another FFXV rage moment.

Was doing that fishing challenge at Vestapool. The one where Gladio wakes my azzz up EARLY in the morning.

Fishing...fishing...fishing...WHAM! Snagged that fish he was talmbout. Battled that muthafucca for good 15-20mins. Was down to about 72 on my spool, but had that muthafucca down to a sliver of energy. All I had to do was wait til it jumped again, and it would've been over.

But when I saw how lil energy it had left, and looked at my spool, my inpatient azzz decided to try and quickly reel it in. Smh. This muthafucca did a quick turn and SNAPPED...MY...DAMN...LINE!!!!

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It was right there!! Smh. Now I gotta start all over again. Fucc that. I aint got the energy to do it now. Fucc dat fish mayne!
 
Update: Yeah that fish I was talkin about...I CAUGHT THAT MUTHAFUCCA!

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YOU LEIGE OF THE WHATEVA IT IS YOU'RE LEIGE OF!

I was talkin shyt the whole time to. Fucc that fish cuz. I'm going after that cave fish as well.
 
Welp, I just had another FFXV rage moment.

Was doing that fishing challenge at Vestapool. The one where Gladio wakes my azzz up EARLY in the morning.

Fishing...fishing...fishing...WHAM! Snagged that fish he was talmbout. Battled that muthafucca for good 15-20mins. Was down to about 72 on my spool, but had that muthafucca down to a sliver of energy. All I had to do was wait til it jumped again, and it would've been over.

But when I saw how lil energy it had left, and looked at my spool, my inpatient azzz decided to try and quickly reel it in. Smh. This muthafucca did a quick turn and SNAPPED...MY...DAMN...LINE!!!!

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It was right there!! Smh. Now I gotta start all over again. Fucc that. I aint got the energy to do it now. Fucc dat fish mayne!


Bruh fishing in final fantasy is harder than some of the damn boss fights
 
Title self explanatory. So let's get right into it.

SUPER...FUCCIN...MARIO...GALAXY!!

It was bad enough trying beat all those worlds it wit Mario. Nintendo decided to raise blood pressures all over the world, by making you FULLY beat the game wit Luigi slip & sliding monkey azzz!

Every Mario game has pissed me off to some degree. But this...this damn game nearly had me wanting to throw my remote thru the tv. I'm talmbout full on, Pixar "Inside Out" type rage

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Fortunately I was able to beat it and got the alternate ending. But never touched that game again. I thought about playing it again, but then remembered the shyt I had to go thru to collect everything. Didn't even buy part 2.
never beat Mario galaxy but it was fun though.
 
Update: Caught that dam cave fish.

Soooooooooo...no one told me there was a mountain turtle a muthafucca had to confront!!

Then my azzz didn't know I had to run from it! So I'm sitting there trying to fight this gargantuan azzz beast, not realizing I had a certain amount of time to escape. Smh.
 
So that gargantuan azzz mountain tortoise in FFXV...beat it. Took my azzz about 2hrs.

So I hop in the Regalia heading back to Hammerhead, when I said to myself "Hey, lemme check out the flight feature on this upgrade"

Took off in the air. Was flying without a care in the world. Saw the Hammerhead gas station, and wanted to land...smh. Muthafucca crashed and killed EVERYBODY! To make it worse...I DIDN'T SAVE THE MUTHAFUCCIN GAME AFTER BEATING THAT MUTHAFUCCA...

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Just wanted to say to that mountain tortoise...

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Can scratch that off my got list.
 
With Dark Souls, they didnt have multiplayer like they did in the sequels so it was you alone the entire game with messages available from other players.

There was one area that took me for freaking ever, by where the crystal dragon was if im not mistaken. Getting to the difficult part was long, but the difficult part is you get brought to a cliff and you see a walkway way at the end of this cavern. Then you have to walk on these invisible walkways and it was hard af to spot where they were. It was mainly a bit of trial and error, but everytime you died (which was frequent) you had to go back to the bonfire and fight/run through all these enemies over and over again. Once you finally learn the invisible walkways, you immediately fight a boss that was hard af. Shit was wack.
 
Getting frustrated in Dead Space 2 right now. Can only save 3x. I already saved in chapter 5 and trying to make it to chapter 10 to use my 2nd save but something always go wrong.

Too many things in the environment can kill you and the fact that the cutscenes are not skippable make it more annoying.

I got killed by enemies, by doors not opening while getting chased by enemies, missing precise shot, grenade exploded in my hands, enemies exploding and taking out glass windows which cause a vacuum to suck you out into space.

Soon as I beat this shit I’m selling it
 
God of War 1 - protecting your family on hardest difficulty. This shit had me heated. Mad clones and they all take mad health

God of War 2 - protecting the preacher on hardest difficulty. Funny how both hard missions in both games require you to keep someone alive. Escort and Keeping people alive always my most hated tropes in gaming. AI always doing dumb shit
 
Mk9 - Raiden vs Shao Kahn only because I hated Raiden in this one. Liu Kang my dude and I was fucking everybody up. then Kang dies and now I’m stuck with someone I don’t know how to use and Shao Kahn the cheapest mofo alive
 
In my 30/ plus years of gaming since the Atari days no game has ever pissed me off and had me full of rage like GTA online. If I learned anything I've learned that people are assholes even I'm the gaming world. The GTA community are the worst people on earth. Nothing makes me angrier than when an asshole attacks me while I'm running my business or trying to sale my cargo. Nothing hurts more than your hard work being destroyed by an idiot in a jet and you can't do shit because almost nothing you have can take him out.
 
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