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Man people be wildin.

Im at the gym going in, a halfway decent chick runs up on me and introduces herself.

Im thinking oh shit, bout to get some pussy with 0 effort.

After 30 seconds in she asks me if I have a good church I go too. Smfh.

Im like no.

She asks if im looking for one?

Im like, no. Im an athiest.

The look of disappointment in her eyes was almost the same as my disapppointment when I realized I aint getting pussy.

A chick inviting you to church is essentially her throwing the pussy at you.

You out here fucking up.
 
Call your local irs and ask them. Not the number on the letter. Get the number from google
Yea so Google # of same address doesn't match # in mail.

Funny thing is I've been in IRS collections before and fulfilled a payment plan with them. Never have I received a piece of mail without a notice number and some dollar amount either refunded or billed. Never have they given me "Revenue Officer" number and gave toll free number instead.

Plus I just submitted my taxes a week ago. Coincidence?

Fuck that lol.
 
Also super disappointing.

She walked up to me in the tightest yoga pants, stomach exposed. Im thinking its bout to go down.

Turned into some god shit. Smmfh
See, the lord was tryna bless yo ass but you had to go head n be like “nah”

blessed is the one who trusts in the Lord,
whose confidence is in him.
They will be like a tree planted by the water
that sends out its roots by the stream.
It does not fear when heat comes;
its leaves are always green.
It has no worries in a year of drought
and never fails to bear fruit.”
Jeremiah 17:7-8 | NIV
AMMEENNN
 
moms finally a little closer to picking out a damn car.

Her one gripe?

that the mercedes she want doesn’t have touch screen (2019)

:sayword:


And im the picky one
 
Every fucking time I hear the words, "but first" my mind says "let me take a selfie". I want the person who came up with that song to suffer the most horribly life long bout of diarrhea a human could endure.
 
People online arguing about transgenders, Corona bout to body us all, yall bout to real life find out if gays go to heaven

Remember around....like....2007

People on the innawebs was talking about mass amounts of coffins were spotted in Georgia?

All that talk of "concentration camps" being all around the US?

:js4:
 
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