Men: Set the scene. . .

[Eartha Clit]

your girl is planning a surprise for you. It’s a hotel room, what should she have in there?


Looking for ideas.

 

[IP360]

...her best friend

 

[Eartha Clit]

Let’s be more realistic.

 

[SeaSnake]

Weed and food

 

[Rubato]

Her naked ass

 

[Old Man Cain]

Liquor, weed and music. Have on something tight

 

[Duwop]

Beer.

Scented candles.

Marijuana.

Hot wings.

My PS4.

Then she can leave....

 

[Meeks]

They ain’t shit

 

[NeighborhoodNomad]

Assuming the surprise isn't a set up....

All she needs is some coconut oil and an open mind.

I'll take care of the rest...

 

[Eartha Clit]

I asked the wrong mfs. Lmaoooooo

 

[GNS]

herself
lingerie would be nice to open the door to, that's enough for me but I'm simple

A homies girl did the roses and candles bit for him after she got him a pro massage
Niggaz don't need the roses but it was done in a way where it wasn't weird for a dude and the thought put into it was appreciated(i know this much cause she recorded him walking in to it)

 

[Eartha Clit]

I ain’t think niggas liked roses and shit. I ain’t doing no roses.

 

[1/2]

we're just simple

everything that matters has been said already

her in some sort of ratchet-wear, whatever I like to unwind on, music, food, lube, etc

I would only say video games if said couple was gonna be in the room for 3 or more days.....we gotta have sumn to do while ya'll take your 7 naps and shit

the best friend part may be uncomfortable for some but its not "unreasonable", trust lol.....but another woman in general is pretty much the highest grade icing you could put on that cake....just bein real

 

[DOS_patos]

Lube, wetwipes, a camera on tripod.
Dim lights, scented candles and soft jazz.
And Massage oil.

Fuck around an nigga gonna propose to ur crazy ass

 

[DOS_patos]

Oh....an panties with the crotch pulled onto 1 ass cheek.

It's the image that'll kill em.

 

[BDP™️]

Ideally?

You and a woman of your choice naked...lying in bed

With raunchy 90s r&b playing

Scented candles, oils

And a freaky state of mind

 

[Hater Hearst Helmsley]

Liquor

Massage oils

Probably some music on in the background

 

[OhMars]

Liquor, weed and music. Have on something tight

This plus message oils is all you need

 

[DOS_patos]

Have a toy laying on the bed.
When he asks about it....tell him you was getting the coochie ready for him to slide right in and do the foreplay later.

A man's food should be warmed up when he comes in the door

 

[DOS_patos]

This plus message oils is all you need

What .....text message oils?