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AZTG

OG
Dec 22, 2017
20,905
49,761
113
33
ABW Bucks
$7,539,102
Not really my thing.

Lmaooo. One time I went and got a massage from a chick. No wild stuff, strictly professional. And it was good. Went back weeks later and they said chick wasnt there and that a dude was gonna give me the massage. I was like word? No doubt, lets do it. Told them I was gonna hit the bathroom, left and never came back.

Havent been to any massage spot since
 

Marc123

Hey! I'm walking here.
Dec 20, 2017
35,899
48,304
226
42
ABW Bucks
$5,521,189
Not really my thing.

Lmaooo. One time I went and got a massage from a chick. No wild stuff, strictly professional. And it was good. Went back weeks later and they said chick wasnt there and that a dude was gonna give me the massage. I was like word? No doubt, lets do it. Told them I was gonna hit the bathroom, left and never came back.

Havent been to any massage spot since


 

Rubato

it only matters to us
Dec 22, 2017
24,112
54,674
113
32
ABW Bucks
$46,034,184
Went to Massage Envy once it was great. But they charge you double after the first time so I never went back.
 

Lord Nemesis

Tyler Perry movie villain
Aug 28, 2017
6,719
15,679
113
ABW Bucks
$27,727,394
Went for the first time last month. Couples one with the wife. Shit was GOAT. I lost it when ole girl started rubbing my feets with that warm oil
 
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Focal Point

Negusa Negast
Dec 23, 2017
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7,550
113
Trenton
ABW Bucks
$14,402,580
Love em, I get a scalp massage too with peppermint oil. Put a brother right to sleep. Sometimes I get the hotstone treatment and every now and then I'll try something new, like the facials (don't start)
 

Koltrain

Active Member
Dec 19, 2017
3,469
5,532
113
US
ABW Bucks
$1,811,965
Had a few...wife surprised me one time with a deep tissue sports type of massage.. The massuese was diggin so deep into my muscles, using forearms, elbows, pressure points, all kind of painful techniques..... I was sore when I left...next day I felt like Hercules
 

Royal

Active Member
2021 ABW Rookie of the Year
Jul 11, 2021
3,852
6,114
113
ABW Bucks
$21,363,108
lol at getting massaged by the same hands that jerked off the last customer
I mean before the pandemic and people started "really" washing they hands with soap. To me all were suspected 👀 of just fondling they private parts and not sanitary. I ask anyone to wash they hands before they touch me. I like how in most doctors offices they have sinks and if the nurses or whomever was going to touch me with they hands. I would ask them to wash. I would wash mine too..but they never had lotion. Hands be dry as fuck
 

Bobjones

Active Member
Jan 31, 2020
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4,769
113
31
ABW Bucks
$164,469
Massage for relaxation? Never. As a former athlete I really only used it for workout recovery, scar tissue breakup and improving muscle tone.

Deep tissue massages can hurt like a bitch but if ur moaning about it u got a little too much sugar in ur tank.
 

DOS_patos

Unverified Legion of Trill member
Apr 4, 2017
42,856
39,153
113
122
ABW Bucks
$18,462,694
Baan Thai massages
3 and a half hour joints

you will sleep like a baby for close to a week