Massage Parlors

AZTG

OG
Dec 22, 2017
18,321
42,168
113
32
ABW Bucks
$7,385,793
Not really my thing.

Lmaooo. One time I went and got a massage from a chick. No wild stuff, strictly professional. And it was good. Went back weeks later and they said chick wasnt there and that a dude was gonna give me the massage. I was like word? No doubt, lets do it. Told them I was gonna hit the bathroom, left and never came back.

Havent been to any massage spot since
 

Marc123

Just End The Season
Dec 20, 2017
30,814
41,966
226
41
ABW Bucks
$5,220,995
Not really my thing.

Lmaooo. One time I went and got a massage from a chick. No wild stuff, strictly professional. And it was good. Went back weeks later and they said chick wasnt there and that a dude was gonna give me the massage. I was like word? No doubt, lets do it. Told them I was gonna hit the bathroom, left and never came back.

Havent been to any massage spot since


 

Rubato

lazy skeptic
Dec 22, 2017
20,398
44,801
113
31
ABW Bucks
$45,807,375
Went to Massage Envy once it was great. But they charge you double after the first time so I never went back.
 

Lord Nemesis

Tyler Perry movie villain
Aug 28, 2017
6,358
14,645
113
ABW Bucks
$27,705,594
Went for the first time last month. Couples one with the wife. Shit was GOAT. I lost it when ole girl started rubbing my feets with that warm oil
 
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Focal Point

Negusa Negast
Dec 23, 2017
7,188
6,653
113
Trenton
ABW Bucks
$14,359,645
Love em, I get a scalp massage too with peppermint oil. Put a brother right to sleep. Sometimes I get the hotstone treatment and every now and then I'll try something new, like the facials (don't start)
 

Koltrain

Active Member
Dec 19, 2017
3,038
4,556
113
US
ABW Bucks
$784,952
Had a few...wife surprised me one time with a deep tissue sports type of massage.. The massuese was diggin so deep into my muscles, using forearms, elbows, pressure points, all kind of painful techniques..... I was sore when I left...next day I felt like Hercules
 

royalascension

I transcend all limitations
2021 ABW Rookie of the Year
Jul 11, 2021
3,330
4,929
113
34
Atlanta
ABW Bucks
$81,259,676
lol at getting massaged by the same hands that jerked off the last customer
I mean before the pandemic and people started "really" washing they hands with soap. To me all were suspected 👀 of just fondling they private parts and not sanitary. I ask anyone to wash they hands before they touch me. I like how in most doctors offices they have sinks and if the nurses or whomever was going to touch me with they hands. I would ask them to wash. I would wash mine too..but they never had lotion. Hands be dry as fuck
 

DOS_patos

Unverified Legion of Trill member
Apr 4, 2017
40,653
35,705
113
122
ABW Bucks
$18,295,864
Baan Thai massages
3 and a half hour joints

you will sleep like a baby for close to a week