Massage Parlors

AZTG

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Dec 22, 2017
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Not really my thing.

Lmaooo. One time I went and got a massage from a chick. No wild stuff, strictly professional. And it was good. Went back weeks later and they said chick wasnt there and that a dude was gonna give me the massage. I was like word? No doubt, lets do it. Told them I was gonna hit the bathroom, left and never came back.

Havent been to any massage spot since
 

Mrs. Chicity

Legion of Trill
Mod Squad
2020 ABW Cool Chick
Jan 18, 2017
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8,054
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I'm getting my first hot stone/deep tissue massage at a parlour tomorrow.

I've been to chiropractors but I'm curious to see the difference
 
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Marc123

In Mike White we trust
Dec 20, 2017
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Not really my thing.

Lmaooo. One time I went and got a massage from a chick. No wild stuff, strictly professional. And it was good. Went back weeks later and they said chick wasnt there and that a dude was gonna give me the massage. I was like word? No doubt, lets do it. Told them I was gonna hit the bathroom, left and never came back.

Havent been to any massage spot since


 

Rubato

expectations are pollution
Dec 22, 2017
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Went to Massage Envy once it was great. But they charge you double after the first time so I never went back.
 

Lord Nemesis

Tyler Perry movie villain
Aug 28, 2017
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Went for the first time last month. Couples one with the wife. Shit was GOAT. I lost it when ole girl started rubbing my feets with that warm oil
 
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Focal Point

Negusa Negast
Dec 23, 2017
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Trenton
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Love em, I get a scalp massage too with peppermint oil. Put a brother right to sleep. Sometimes I get the hotstone treatment and every now and then I'll try something new, like the facials (don't start)
 

Koltrain

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Dec 19, 2017
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Had a few...wife surprised me one time with a deep tissue sports type of massage.. The massuese was diggin so deep into my muscles, using forearms, elbows, pressure points, all kind of painful techniques..... I was sore when I left...next day I felt like Hercules
 

royalascension

I transcend all limitations
Jul 11, 2021
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Atlanta
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lol at getting massaged by the same hands that jerked off the last customer
I mean before the pandemic and people started "really" washing they hands with soap. To me all were suspected 👀 of just fondling they private parts and not sanitary. I ask anyone to wash they hands before they touch me. I like how in most doctors offices they have sinks and if the nurses or whomever was going to touch me with they hands. I would ask them to wash. I would wash mine too..but they never had lotion. Hands be dry as fuck
 

DOS_patos

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Apr 4, 2017
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Baan Thai massages
3 and a half hour joints

you will sleep like a baby for close to a week