I'd let you smoke me out, WhisI dont get high, I get normal... When I come to Cali you'll see
I'd let you smoke me out, WhisI dont get high, I get normal... When I come to Cali you'll see
If she smokes cigarettes throw her goofy ass away
If she smokes cigarettes throw her goofy ass away
This happened to me before. The funk from the chick I was with was so bad my eyes was tearing up and I had to go on a jog. Came back and told her "hey it's hot outside you wanna shower?" She said you can go I'm straight, and I literally just didn't say anything, got up and left. She said "where you going?" And I told her I'll pray for her and her future endeavours.This one chick had been trying to get me to fuck her for a minute. She was bad but she was so fucking ratchet. I figured she came with drama and gun play and I ain't want those problems.
She was bad though, so I finally let her come through. We sat on the bed and the room instantly smelled like all of Atlantis. In my head I'm like:
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But I ain't want to offend her for obvious reasons. Made up some lie and ushered her out the house.
Thinking the whole time like, you knew you was funky! Why put us through this?!
I used to mess with this one chick....
I actually licked ass....
Anyway......after a session....I wash my face brush my teeth cuz I don't want ass smell in my dreams.
I fall asleep an she let out the loudest fart ever.....I just knew she shit herself.
But it woke me out my sleep. Matter of fact shit scared me....heart racing an shit, I jumped up looking around frightened.
She was embarrassed ....an kept apologizing.
I let her know it was OK....she's still beautiful, doesnt diminish her pretty, yadda yadda.
Never put my tongue on an asshole again tho. Hers or anyone else's.
Chick scarred me.
Bruh you act like you didn't women farted and shitted before you licked her ass.I used to mess with this one chick....
I actually licked ass....
Anyway......after a session....I wash my face brush my teeth cuz I don't want ass smell in my dreams.
I fall asleep an she let out the loudest fart ever.....I just knew she shit herself.
But it woke me out my sleep. Matter of fact shit scared me....heart racing an shit, I jumped up looking around frightened.
She was embarrassed ....an kept apologizing.
I let her know it was OK....she's still beautiful, doesnt diminish her pretty, yadda yadda.
Never put my tongue on an asshole again tho. Hers or anyone else's.
Chick scarred me.
Memory goes with visual.Bruh you act like you didn't women farted and shitted before you licked her ass.
It workedChichi has always been an ole pepe lepew ass nigga