DOS_patos
Unverified Legion of Trill member
Aye ...How are ya'll turned off yet still smashing?
A washed coochie after seeing crotch crust is the same coochie with clean drawls.
Imma still drive a dirty bentley
Aye ...How are ya'll turned off yet still smashing?
Rudeness/lack of common courtesy
Met up with a guy a couple of weeks ago at this little tapas bar. Dude kept snapping his fingers and yelling at the staff for no reason. His number was instantly deleted out of my phone.
Aye ...
A washed coochie after seeing crotch crust is the same coochie with clean drawls.
Imma still drive a dirty bentley
That's why it's called the shower game.....I wash you you wash me.Did you wash it or did she? Because if it was as bad as you say just throwing some water on it doesn't help...
Was some years back. I met this young broad who was home from college for the summer. The city I lived in had just built its first Cheddars, and it was a 30 min wait. She is telling me how she is studying to become a chemical engineer...cool. Shit goes left when the food comes. She videos herself and the food saying "Bad bitches eat at Cheddars. You broke hoes eating hot and ready." I let that slide cause I wanted some ass. Dessert comes, and she back at it "Basic bitches cant get a la mode..blah blah blah." Don't get me wrong, I wore her young ass out all summer, but it was Zaxbys and Canes from that point on.
I'm just imagining this nigga picking up the girls draws right in her face and examining them, lol. Like "hol' up, you ain't slick. Pass them over here real quick."Coochie drippings
Chick took her drawls off and tried to do a quick fold an tuck.
But I wanted to see..
Opened them up.....saw crotch stains....
We needed to play the shower game before I smashed
Her body was off the chain.....I smashed still but didn't eat.
Lmao bruh, and it ain't like Cheddars is upscale. I used to love rachet hoes man.Lmao She got humbled very quick after showing out in Cheddar's.
Dead @ coochie drippings...LMAOOOO!!!Coochie drippings
Chick took her drawls off and tried to do a quick fold an tuck.
But I wanted to see..
Opened them up.....saw crotch stains....
We needed to play the shower game before I smashed
Her body was off the chain.....I smashed still but didn't eat.
OK be surprised how many chick be fighting it.....I'm like, you knew you might get dug out so why you aint wear the sexy drawls? Now I want to see cause I like eating coochie.I'm just imagining this nigga picking up the girls draws right in her face and examining them, lol. Like "hol' up, you ain't slick. Pass them over here real quick."
That dude was gayRudeness/lack of common courtesy
Met up with a guy a couple of weeks ago at this little tapas bar. Dude kept snapping his fingers and yelling at the staff for no reason. His number was instantly deleted out of my phone.
Nigga said gunplay......lolThis one chick had been trying to get me to fuck her for a minute. She was bad but she was so fucking ratchet. I figured she came with drama and gun play and I ain't want those problems.
She was bad though, so I finally let her come through. We sat on the bed and the room instantly smelled like all of Atlantis. In my head I'm like:
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But I ain't want to offend her for obvious reasons. Made up some lie and ushered her out the house.
Thinking the whole time like, you knew you was funky! Why put us through this?!
I just laughed so loud at this. You gotta chill. I'm at work.Y
OK be surprised how many chick be fighting it.....I'm like, you knew you might get dug out so why you aint wear the sexy drawls? Now I want to see cause I like eating coochie.
Coochie and kitchens are two things I examine thoroughly. If ya kitchen ain't clean...I'm not eating ya food.
Same with coochie and drawls.
Sad thing is...dude been drinking an his shit still smelled like that over the alcohol.So I met this dude at a grocery store and he was super pressed to get together. My dad had a gig at a club so I invited him to that. Both my parents were there and I really wasn't trying to introduce dude to my family but I think he took it as a sign that he was in. He was ALL in their faces buying my dad drinks and dapping him up... the whole nine. So the band is finally about to play so we sit down and he asked me something but I'll never know what he said because his breath...oh my goodness, it should be illegal. So I'm trying to be polite by interacting with him but I can't take it. So I escape to the bar...I'm enjoying the nice clean air I'm breathing and here comes his ass saying mad h words in my damn face... so the second I noticed the piece of skin sitting on his lip that nigga hauls off and kisses me on the lips. All I can think is the audacity... and is the skin off his lip now on my lip :cry:...I jumped back and ran to the restroom and washed my damn mouth.... nasty bastard.
I have. I laughed at this dude joke and farted. Nigga was mad af!!!!!! I couldn’t help but keep laughing.I wonder if anyone will admit that they turned someone off.