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Dont drank out my drank, foo
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yeah breath is woat, but I've given some passes

my shit aint minty fresh at all times

mixed thing I talked to in school had warm milk breff....i just tried to keep my head down or turned to the side
 

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I absolutely hate when niggas tell me they love me and I just met yo ass a few seconds ago. I absolutely hate horrible breath too.

Mannnnnn back in the AOL days my then best friend used to always find niggas to meet and I’d just tag along. So one day I tried my hand at it. This nigga was fine afff. Automatic wet vagina just from looking at him. He came in for a hug and kinda whispered something in my ear and my nose got gut punched by a stench of ass. Told that nigga he was dead ass wrong for that and left.
I knew you'd have a good story.
 
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Dont drank out my drank, foo
Billy Jack
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I wonder if anyone will admit that they turned someone off.
yeah i was super pressed when i was like 13-14

scrawny w/ bigass teeth and i came on strong w the niceness like ima MAKE a bitch like me

nope lol
 

Kandy

but they can’t copy your spirit tho.
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yeah i was super pressed when i was like 13-14

scrawny w/ bigass teeth and i came on strong w the niceness like ima MAKE a bitch like me

nope lol
Lmaoooooo
 
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Lea

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I have. I laughed at this dude joke and farted. Nigga was mad af!!!!!! I couldn’t help but keep laughing.

He was so mad like omg. Shit is funny af still.
You and Dos gonna get me escorted out today. LMAO
 

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yeah i was super pressed when i was like 13-14

scrawny w/ bigass teeth and i came on strong w the niceness like ima MAKE a bitch like me

nope lol
LMAO... I'm done with this thread. I can't take it no more.
 

Kandy

but they can’t copy your spirit tho.
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I met this one dude at the playground because his friend was telling me he liked me. He was nice looking. So I was like okay cool, my best friend and I can meet him. He used to watch my friend and i walk through the neighborhood. Anyway, I went over to the playground and spoke and he sounded like he could be my little sister. I asked him was that his real voice and he got mad at me.
 

Kandy

but they can’t copy your spirit tho.
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I can’t stand bad spelling either. That shit kills me! If you typing shit like this, idgaf how cute you is. I can’t.

This shits been around since the 70s. All it makes the deers do is get skinny and latargic.
Lmaoooooo this nigga makes my day.
 

Kandy

but they can’t copy your spirit tho.
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I wonder if he sounded that shit out first. Lmaooooooo
 

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I met this one dude at the playground because his friend was telling me he liked me. He was nice looking. So I was like okay cool, my best friend and I can meet him. He used to watch my friend and i walk through the neighborhood. Anyway, I went over to the playground and spoke and he sounded like he could be my little sister. I asked him was that his real voice and he got mad at me.
Ok...I know I said I was leaving but I saw a new post and since it was Kandy I couldn't resist....I'm crying. I literally have tears in my eyes laughing at yal'll. I'm done with this thread for real until I get home and can laugh like a nigga in peace.
 

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I used to mess with this one chick....
I actually licked ass....
Anyway......after a session....I wash my face brush my teeth cuz I don't want ass smell in my dreams.
I fall asleep an she let out the loudest fart ever.....I just knew she shit herself.
But it woke me out my sleep. Matter of fact shit scared me....heart racing an shit, I jumped up looking around frightened.
She was embarrassed ....an kept apologizing.
I let her know it was OK....she's still beautiful, doesnt diminish her pretty, yadda yadda.

Never put my tongue on an asshole again tho. Hers or anyone else's.

Chick scarred me.
 

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So I met this dude at a grocery store and he was super pressed to get together. My dad had a gig at a club so I invited him to that. Both my parents were there and I really wasn't trying to introduce dude to my family but I think he took it as a sign that he was in. He was ALL in their faces buying my dad drinks and dapping him up... the whole nine. So the band is finally about to play so we sit down and he asked me something but I'll never know what he said because his breath...oh my goodness, it should be illegal. So I'm trying to be polite by interacting with him but I can't take it. So I escape to the bar...I'm enjoying the nice clean air I'm breathing and here comes his ass saying mad h words in my damn face... so the second I noticed the piece of skin sitting on his lip that nigga hauls off and kisses me on the lips. All I can think is the audacity... and is the skin off his lip now on my lip :cry:...I jumped back and ran to the restroom and washed my damn mouth.... nasty bastard.
Mad H words, lol!
 
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Outhouse breath is an immediate deal breaker. I don't give a shit how fine the chick is, how bangin her body is, or how willing she is to fuck. If my eyes tear up and my nose turns white from the foul emanations of her mouthpiece then it's a no go and a hasty retreat.
 

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I absolutely hate when niggas tell me they love me and I just met yo ass a few seconds ago. I absolutely hate horrible breath too.

Mannnnnn back in the AOL days my then best friend used to always find niggas to meet and I’d just tag along. So one day I tried my hand at it. This nigga was fine afff. Automatic wet vagina just from looking at him. He came in for a hug and kinda whispered something in my ear and my nose got gut punched by a stench of ass. Told that nigga he was dead ass wrong for that and left.
Niggas using baby game. If I tell her I Love her, she gots to gimme some ass now, it's Love, smh.
 

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New thread...when did you tell your current you live them and how?
 

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Dont drank out my drank, foo
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Airheads.
I hate a ditzy bitch
depends on what kinda ditzy

i hate dumb, but ditzy can be cute if its with shit she's supposed to be ditzy about (cars, sports, random 90's pop culture trivia) lol