How far are you driving for sex?
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Oingo Groove
1st Team All-Common Sense.
Haf a gal in from Grenada, MS I wpuld drive to see. Even drove to Harrisburg to get it. Well worth the trip.
But to the question: if we vibing well enough I'll make the trip. It's well understood though that I'm coming for the sex.
But to the question: if we vibing well enough I'll make the trip. It's well understood though that I'm coming for the sex.
konceptjones
The one between three and three.
Drove 100 miles once specifically for some ass.
Was at my grandmother's crib back around '94 or so. I was chillin talking on the phone to this chick I had been wanting to fuck since high school, but got friendzoned 'cause she had a man. About 30 minutes into the call she was like "damn... I'm horny as hell... I wish you weren't up there in Saginaw 'cause I'd let you come through and fuck the shit outta you right now..."
I was like "Hold on a sec...", put the phone down and went out into the livingroom and asked my grandmother if I could borrow her car to go out on a date. Granny was like "go ahead, go have fun" and I told ole girl I'd be there in an hour. I jumped in the shower right quick, called ole girl to tell her I was heading out, and hit I-75 to Detroit. I was at her front door in exactly 1 hr. Had Granny's Beretta GT screaming down the freeway doin over 100.
Was at my grandmother's crib back around '94 or so. I was chillin talking on the phone to this chick I had been wanting to fuck since high school, but got friendzoned 'cause she had a man. About 30 minutes into the call she was like "damn... I'm horny as hell... I wish you weren't up there in Saginaw 'cause I'd let you come through and fuck the shit outta you right now..."
I was like "Hold on a sec...", put the phone down and went out into the livingroom and asked my grandmother if I could borrow her car to go out on a date. Granny was like "go ahead, go have fun" and I told ole girl I'd be there in an hour. I jumped in the shower right quick, called ole girl to tell her I was heading out, and hit I-75 to Detroit. I was at her front door in exactly 1 hr. Had Granny's Beretta GT screaming down the freeway doin over 100.
Eastbay510
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I’ve caught a few flights before but I fly free with my job so I don’t really count that lol
When I lived in the Bay I drove a couple hours up to Sacramento to mess with a girl out there. That’s about it.
When I lived in the Bay I drove a couple hours up to Sacramento to mess with a girl out there. That’s about it.
Elzo69Renaissance
Didnt you hear about the last nigga who swung @ me
do cross country flights apply?
konceptjones
The one between three and three.
I remember back in the BlackPlanet/Migente/Asian Avenue heyday of the late 90's niggas was either driving through multiple states or on a plane on a regular basis for pussy on the strength of stolen pics of models and porn stars. Niggas traveled 600 miles thinking they was about to smash a chick lookin like Kitten or Obsession but ended up in the projects in the livingroom with Mudfoots McMudduck and STILL smashed 'cause wasn't nobody going home without fuckin something after trekking it all that way.
on gawd
JohnSmithCAN
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From afar I have observed, it is usually sex who comes at me (and I decline most anytime) , not the opposite.
I never paid a bus ticket or Uber to laid on anywhere.
I never paid a bus ticket or Uber to laid on anywhere.
JohnSmithCAN
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Lol. I wouldn't be capable to have sex with more than one woman at once... lest, not when I am sober and aware to whatsoever extent of what I am doing.
William Munny
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When I didn’t live in Minneapolis basically 45 minutes was the shortest drive. It would have to be a slam dunk for over a few hours. I would drive back up to where I was going to college in the summer to get laid and that was 4 hours, but it was guaranteed.
Almost 5 yrs later and this still a dick question lol
it was a ham and cheese tho and it was bussing bussing