OUT NOW Halloween Kills

[Old Man Cain]

While I was high in theater it dawned on me that Michael Meyers really hates interracial marriage and gay relationships.

 

[Black 🖤]

Everyone in that town deserved to die. Bunch of fucking idiots. Reminded me of those IG and FB game ads where the player makes the wrong decisions on purpose to lose the game.

 

[Joshie Kahn]

That funeral for them firefighters had to be awkward af, can't even say they went out in the glory of battle cus them dudes got bodied by a 60 year old Michael with fresh smoke in his lungs.

 

[Inori]

That funeral for them firefighters had to be awkward af, can't even say they went out in the glory of battle cus them dudes got bodied by a 60 year old Michael with fresh smoke in lungs.

them niggas need to figure out why the water pressure was so low. I laughed like shit with the dude trying to spray Michael Meyers with the water hose

 

[Lord Nemesis]

Funniest shit was when Mike kicked the car door and made ole girl in the nurse costume shoot herself in the head

 

[Infamous114]

 

[Infamous114]

 

[Infamous114]

 

[Infamous114]

 

[VIBE]

I wanna see a Freddy vs Jason vs Michael movie. Maybe on some witchcraft being em back from the dead to have the ultimate showdown… big PPV type stuff… a decently thought out storyline would do

 

[neo2090]

Hilarious Halloween Hijinks

Praise : I have to praise Jamie Lee Curtis for maintaining her role as Laurie Strode for the past 40 plus years and sure by now she's ½being paid really well and her back end percentage is probably mind blowing but her ability to keep a straight face through this deserves an ovation .The story this time around is about Michael Myers escaping from Laurie Strode's trap to continue his ritual bloodbath. Injured and taken to the hospital, Laurie fights through the pain as she inspires residents of Haddonfield
There are some great kills and some are definitely not for the faint of heart and I actually enjoyed some of the situations the characters found themselves in.


PROBLEMS: About 20 minutes in I knew this was just going to be a semi mediocre experience. This was mainly weak and silly. Some characters actually stand around or meander and wait to get taken out by the seemingly invincible Michael Meyers. I kept saying wow who wrote and structured this film. Anything that was supposed to be serious was laughable because of the actions of the characters and what they did to each other and to themselves a lot of over acting.The visuals of the chanting townspeople determined to take out Meyers......HILARIOUS. It was just to funny because it was as if the characters were saying ohhh when will it be my turn to be killed by Meyers?

Scale of 1 to 10 a 5

 

[mike030270]

I wanna see a Freddy vs Jason vs Michael movie. Maybe on some witchcraft being em back from the dead to have the ultimate showdown… big PPV type stuff… a decently thought out storyline would do

You didn't see Freddy vs Jason? It ended as expected lol

 

[AP2.5]

I got the cock so I might as well watch tonight in the spirit of Halloween

the other day, you said niggas was sleeping on you

Oh you REALLY MEANT THAT

 

[Sony Montana]

the other day, you said niggas was sleeping on you

Oh you REALLY MEANT THAT

lol man fuck off

 

[VIBE]

You didn't see Freddy vs Jason? It ended as expected lol

my point… horrible movies are just extremely predictable and end exactly how you expect it too. So might as well go full on horror movie retard and get them in a Royal rumble

 

[illestni99ainne]

 

[Playmaker88]

Lil john was like there is "someone in our house"

 

[Lou Cypher]

Saw it this weekend. I was crazy high so I need to rewatch it, but it wasnt too terrible.

 

[OGDirtyD]

I enjoyed it alot. Another fun Halloween movie.

 

[already home_17]

i’ll take rob zombies 2007 halloween over this shit