Dwayne
Laissez le bon temps rouler
Does he not rap? He kinda killed that song
"Yeah, you got some silverware, but really are you eating though"
this one made me laugh particularly hard...
That's how I felt drinking with white people the first time. Like I thought I used to get fucked up, but me at my worst was tame compared to what some of them do. I remember this dude went to a work happy hour with us after he got hired. Our supervisor spent a couple hours calling around to try and find him because he didn't make it home the other night. Who gets that fucked up at a Happy Hour with coworkers including your boss?
Corey Holcomb's joke
That's how I felt drinking with white people the first time. Like I thought I used to get fucked up, but me at my worst was tame compared to what some of them do. I remember this dude went to a work happy hour with us after he got hired. Our supervisor spent a couple hours calling around to try and find him because he didn't make it home the other night. Who gets that fucked up at a Happy Hour with coworkers including your boss?
Last Xmas had a works meal, drank a shit ton. Talking shit saying I wouldn’t be in on the last day of the year (day after the meal), went back to a mates till 7am drinking JD. Had a alcohol induced coma missed work alarms got a phone all from manager asking where I was at midday, I start work at 8am. Told him I was in bed, said forget coming in I’ll write you up in the new year.
was a great day didn’t fancy working around loud machinery with that hangover, I don’t even like whiskey.
what type of Brit doesn't like whiskey???
when I was 15 got paralytic off whiskey, tastes like oak barrel and horrible memories lol. Can’t drink it no more.