Create A Useless Superpower. Go!

[illestni99ainne]

I can teleport. But only 1 foot in any direction.

 

[Playmaker88]

I can fly a foot above the ground.

that teleporting can still be very useful just saying..

 

[illestni99ainne]

Ok then...

The power of thoughts and prayers.

 

[Hater Hearst Helmsley]

The ability to change the weather

:lol9:

 

[OhMars]

The power to hear animal thoughts only.

 

[Goldie]

The ability to breathe through your asshole

 

[illestni99ainne]

The ability to be bulletproof but only to every 3rd bullet.

 

[Dolly]

the ability to see through the clothes of only obese people.

 

[OhMars]

the ability to see through the clothes of only obese people.

@deadeye

 

[Chicity]

The ability to swim but only in depths of 25ft or more

 

[konceptjones]

@deadeye

beat me to it

 

[illestni99ainne]

Super strength but I’m like Sam Jackson from Glass and my bones are super fragile.

 

[Sony Montana]

The ability to turn invisible but only when nobody is looking

 

[Sony Montana]

The ability to turn invisible but only when nobody is looking

Oh shit that was kel in mystery men lmao

That shit was full of useless powers

 

[Remy_LeGermz]

Diamond encased nipples

 

[Ironman]

the ability to see through the clothes of only obese people.

Jesus

 

[TheNightKing]

Super strong feet.

Not legs, just the muscles in your feet.

 

[deadeye]

The power to make my dick as large as I want it to be.........but I can only do it when I have to pee.

 

[GNS]

The ability to regrow a fingernail instantaneously

 

[deadeye]

The power to make my dick as large as I want it to be.........but I can only do it when I have to pee.