Older autistic cat at tha care home, Gary, comes up to me and says he’s about to go for a walk...I tell’em “You sure?! It’s about to storm out there...you don’t wanna get caught out there in it!! Gotta make it quick yo’...” He says “I’m bringing my umbrella...” I’m like that umbrella not helping stop lighting b but I can’t stop you soooo...
Anyways he looks down at his feet and straps his Walmart Velcro 2019’s as tight as he can and says in all seriousness “I’ll be fast!!”
I go back to putting up meds and 5 mins later I hear tha door open up...Gary standing there wit’ his umbrella turned inside out 1 Velcro shoe not even Velcro’d no more talmbout “That wind is windy-er than I thought...I’ll just do my crosswords...”
Real tears lmao