If y'all get another points deduction then people will go after the Premier League and ask them why they've got time to grill you lot but not City and Chelsea. They're only going for Everton because they're shit scared of City and want to seem like they're doing something about FFP

Meanwhile at The S*n:

Salah covering another stinker with a penalty

Sir Marcus Darcus Rashford MBE the GOAT

Premier League moving like the mafia out here

A massive, dirty curry Harry Redknapp marooned in the Pacific 💬 Quote of the day “I fancy a curry. A massive, dirty curry” - Ronnie O’Sullivan after his quarter-final win. RUGBY 🥊 Hoggmanay When former Scotland captain Stuart Hogg got his trotters on an MBE in the New Year’s honours list...

Isak and Gordon the GOATs

OT: RIP to a zero-fucks-given legend