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Young_Chitlin
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What Was He Thinking? Skateboarder Gets Rocked By An SUV!
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Young_Chitlin
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Reminder of Billy Poncho's brief screed
We name names around here
We name names around here
Just bought $50 crocs on Amazon on a payment plan lololol
$10 a month
$10 a month
B_A
I was here
Amazing offers payment plans!?
B_A
I was here
That's pretty awesome tho. Good way to capture a large base of customers too!
B_A
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Hey man, money is money. Doesn't matter if youre broke af and shouldn't buy it in the first place. This is business, not therapy.
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And Amazon loves those people, rich or poor.For some ppl shopping on Amazon is therapy
Scandalust313
Unshakeable Unbreakable Victorious
You know who that is, don't you?
IP360
Doctorate & Ph.D in Bootyology
Phyllis Stickney. She actually was suppose to be one of the original cast members of A Different World...
Mister B.
The Devil’s Greatest Advocate…..
Holy shit, yesterday was nuts.
My sister-in-law got married. Cool ceremony, even cooler reception. Day wedding. Worth taking a Friday off to go back to Wilmington.
However….
There was a dark cloud over the day: her BEST friend was supposed to be there, reading a poem as a toast to her (since there were no bridesmaids).
She didn’t make it. Unfortunately, she never made it out of Atlanta. She was found deceased on Thursday night.
My wife found out at 6 AM from the other friend that was reading the poem. So, when the wedding started at noon, only four people at that ceremony knew that the bride’s best friend was dead: the other friend, my wife, me, and the bride’s brother, who was the MC for the day.
Our job was to not tell her till the ENTIRE day was over, because obviously it would devastate her and she nor groom deserves that.
Unfortunately, someone in the best friend’s family PUT THE SHIT ON FACEBOOK, after the family specifically said not to. (Side note: I HATE people that do shit like this. That ain’t your news to give out, shut the FUCK up till the coast is clear)
My sister-in-law got married. Cool ceremony, even cooler reception. Day wedding. Worth taking a Friday off to go back to Wilmington.
However….
There was a dark cloud over the day: her BEST friend was supposed to be there, reading a poem as a toast to her (since there were no bridesmaids).
She didn’t make it. Unfortunately, she never made it out of Atlanta. She was found deceased on Thursday night.
My wife found out at 6 AM from the other friend that was reading the poem. So, when the wedding started at noon, only four people at that ceremony knew that the bride’s best friend was dead: the other friend, my wife, me, and the bride’s brother, who was the MC for the day.
Our job was to not tell her till the ENTIRE day was over, because obviously it would devastate her and she nor groom deserves that.
Unfortunately, someone in the best friend’s family PUT THE SHIT ON FACEBOOK, after the family specifically said not to. (Side note: I HATE people that do shit like this. That ain’t your news to give out, shut the FUCK up till the coast is clear)
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IP360
Doctorate & Ph.D in Bootyology
Stupid azzz muthafucca. I swear I LOATHE people like this! Muthafuccas wanna be the "first" to drop shyt on social fuccin media!
Plz tell me someone cursed their dumbazzz out!
Mister B.
The Devil’s Greatest Advocate…..
Like I said, the day went well with us holding this info from the bride. We even did all the family pics and shit without of hitch. Partiality because her other brother had her phone, and she had no outside contact…..
Till about 5:30.
She goes back to the hotel, ready to change for an after party at their new home, then turns on her iPod.
……GODDAMMIT. For some odd reason, people had been calling her about this. Why the fuck would you give her this news on her WEDDING day???
So, once she found out the truth, she went hysterical. Paramedics literally had to be called, and everything from 5:30 on was cancelled.
Till about 5:30.
She goes back to the hotel, ready to change for an after party at their new home, then turns on her iPod.
……GODDAMMIT. For some odd reason, people had been calling her about this. Why the fuck would you give her this news on her WEDDING day???
So, once she found out the truth, she went hysterical. Paramedics literally had to be called, and everything from 5:30 on was cancelled.
Mister B.
The Devil’s Greatest Advocate…..
I spent the rest of the evening in damage control. Since I love them both, bride and groom, I just stayed out of the way, and delivered drinks/food to the room since she had to be sedated over her grief.
At least I was in my home city, where some of my college people could come holla at me AND bring me some rum and bourbon
A muhfucka needed that shit.
We saw the couple this morning before we came back to Brooklyn. She’s still devastated (obviously), but at least thanked us for doing what we could to salvage everything and for letting the ceremony go off well, cause had she found out that morning, there’s a 99.5% chance that wedding wouldn’t have happened.
A great day; a HORRIBLE night.
At least I was in my home city, where some of my college people could come holla at me AND bring me some rum and bourbon
A muhfucka needed that shit.
We saw the couple this morning before we came back to Brooklyn. She’s still devastated (obviously), but at least thanked us for doing what we could to salvage everything and for letting the ceremony go off well, cause had she found out that morning, there’s a 99.5% chance that wedding wouldn’t have happened.
A great day; a HORRIBLE night.
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lol @ Burger King giving Nelly his own meal
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