Washed Awards: hilarious odd injury moments

[ChicagoFigure]

Naw...washed would be realizing you had it inside out, but not caring b/c you could care less who noticed. Lol

Yea not washed but its time to proceed with caution for a min

 

[Busta Carmichael]

could've sworn there was a thread named "when did you realize u was washed" a moment ago.

 

[ChicagoFigure]

could've sworn there was a thread named "when did you realize u was washed" a moment ago.

It got merged to this one

 

[1/2]

wife just sent me a grocery list.....

and I rearranged it in the order that gets me in and out of the store the quickest

i even put shit on the belt the way I want it bagged

dont fuck with my groove

 

[OhMars]

wife just sent me a grocery list.....

and I rearranged it in the order that gets me in and out of the store the quickest

i even put shit on the belt the way I want it bagged

dont fuck with my groove

Im horribly inefficient at the grocery store. I circle that bitch 3x. But the shit gotta be on the belt just right

 

[1/2]

lmao yeah the way that list was set up, i woulda been on every aisle at least twice

made it a straight shot, with all the cold shit last

 

[AZTG]

I was with my boy getting coffee this morning and he pulled out one of those cards that you punch holes in every time you buy something and get a free one on the tenth.

He was excited as fuck telling me how his next coffee from that store was free.

I roasted him for atleast 10 minutes straight.

If you carrying one of those cards with a bunch of holes punched in talking about the next one is free, its time to hit the showers, you washed up.

 

[GOAT]

Im 30 and got my first hemroid couple weeks back.

And im pretty sure i got it from straining myself while tryn to hold in weed smoke

 

[1/2]

I was with my boy getting coffee this morning and he pulled out one of those cards that you punch holes in every time you buy something and get a free one on the tenth.

He was excited as fuck telling me how his next pizza from that store was free.

I roasted him for atleast 10 minutes straight.

If you carrying one of those cards with a bunch of holes punched in talking about the next one is free, its time to hit the showers, you washed up.

sheeeeeit

i got one for a bundt cake shop, firehouse subs, and papa murphy's

i've had firehouse for a long time tho i never go there

 

[1/2]

Im 30 and got my first hemroid couple weeks back.

And im pretty sure i got it from straining myself while tryn to hold in weed smoke

*Jamie Foxx voice*

you betta blow that shit oooooouut

 

[Duwop]

my knee cracked when i was on the steps the other day.. saw my whole life bruh

 

[AZTG]

Funny shit is another friend of mine was at the same coffee shop a few weeks back. We order our coffees, and he goes ill pay for it. Im like cool.

Total came to $3.86.

My boy paid with exact change. I saw him counting up 86 cents and lost it. Roasted him the whole time.

If you get to a point where you carrying change and paying for shit in exact change, its time to grab a towel and jump in the shower.

 

[Chicity]

Funny shit is another friend of mine was at the same coffee shop a few weeks back. We order our coffees, and he goes ill pay for it. Im like cool.

Total came to $3.86.

My boy paid with exact change. I saw him counting up 86 cents and lost it. Roasted him the whole time.

If you get to a point where you carrying change and paying for shit in exact change, its time to grab a towel and jump in the shower.

Nah b, having change is a habit

Tolls, pay phones, bums. You just never know

 

[IP360]

I was with my boy getting coffee this morning and he pulled out one of those cards that you punch holes in every time you buy something and get a free one on the tenth.

He was excited as fuck telling me how his next pizza from that store was free.

I roasted him for atleast 10 minutes straight.

If you carrying one of those cards with a bunch of holes punched in talking about the next one is free, its time to hit the showers, you washed up.

Ayo...FUUUUUCCCCCCC....YOOOOOOOUUUUUU!!!!

You passing on free shyt? Not I said the cat. Shyt be coming in handy. Say if you HONGRAY AF...but you left your debit card at home, and you ain't got no cash on. Then you realize you got that last hole punched a week ago, so now you get a free pizza! NIG-GA!

Yo azzz will walk in that bitch excited as hell like...

"Yeah I get a free pizza. Thanks"

 

[Water Ur Seeds]

I was with my boy getting coffee this morning and he pulled out one of those cards that you punch holes in every time you buy something and get a free one on the tenth.

He was excited as fuck telling me how his next pizza from that store was free.

I roasted him for atleast 10 minutes straight.

If you carrying one of those cards with a bunch of holes punched in talking about the next one is free, its time to hit the showers, you washed up.

You serious??? Hell nah, I love a free coffee... I got like 10 different loyalty cards from different coffee shops lol

 

[Big Lurko]

Nah b, having change is a habit

Tolls, pay phones, bums. You just never know

When last u Seen a pay phone fam?

 

[Chicity]

When last u Seen a pay phone fam?

Long time but old habits die hard.

I'm sure I still got old ass CTA bus and train tokens if I go thru my change jars from the 90's.

Point is, everyone should have a loose change cup, jar, stash either in the car or close at hand

 

[wadupdoe!313]

Shit i keep all my change in a crown royal bag

 

[AP2.5]

Tried to show the lil one how to do a cartwheel today

I think I pulled something

#washed
#rinse cycle

 

[Koltrain]

Found out my brother got a pair of Copper Fit elbow sleeves LMAO