We were fucking too damn long
Had enough for the time being
Stopped
We're chilling afterwards she asks me if I came
Thought about it, then said yep I did
I didn't
But I met a chick at a friend's card/game night... And we used to stay fucking in the bathroom.
Then one day we finally made our way to a bedroom.... And this chick had fucking facial hairs.... Some chicks just be hairy..m. I've learned the older I got.... But this chick must've shaved or something.... Cuz she rubbed her face against mines and I felt a b5 o'clock shadow....
Lost wood immediately..... Pretended I nutted and got the fuck outta there
Man back in the day when I drank more, that nut would never come. I faked that shit all the time. At some point being able to pass out and sleep the liquor off becomes more important than getting the nut.
I fake orgasms all the time. Not because the sex is bad, but because we've had so much sex that day and night that it just takes me for fucking ever and I dont want to hurt her feelings because I'm a nice guy.
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